Best Jokes: Jokabit

  • Friday, July 5th, 2013

Updated on 07.01.2017.

This section includes interesting jokes collected from various sources. Jokes are an essential part of our lives as long as they do not cross the limit! These would be divided into two main categories i> Software (Medical) Jokes and ii> Hardware (non-Medical) Jokes. Some of the jokes would be modified as necessary to make them more interesting.

 

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Software (Medical) Jokes

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A medical student failed in the O&G exam. He went to his Professor, who was 58 years-old, and said “Sir I want to ask you a question. If you answered correctly then I would accept my failure and if you can’t answer you have to pass me in O&G.” Incidentally, this student was the boyfriend of the Professor’s 21 year-old wife. The Professor had suspicion about their affair, and that might have been the reason why the student had failed.

The Professor agreed.

The student asked “Which thing is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, neither logical nor legal?”

The Professor thought a lot but could not answer and hence he passed the student.

Next day the Professor asked the same question to the whole class and was surprised to see that the whole class raised hands to answer.

He called a student to answer.

The student replied “Sir you are 58 years-old and married to a 21 years old girl. It is legal but not logical. Your wife has a boyfriend of 23 years. It is logical but not legal. Your wife’s boyfriend failed in O&G and you still passed him. Its neither legal nor logical.”

The Professor fainted. He is still in the ITU! And the student? Guess…

Ref: https://www.facebook.com/eMedicalplanet/posts/560257974016998#!/eMedicalplanet

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