Best Jokes: Jokabit

  • Friday, July 5th, 2013

Jokabit HJ2. The Reference (20.07.2013.)

John Bell, my assistant, could always be found

hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always

finishes given works on time. Often he takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping tea

breaks. John is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity despite his high achievements and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that John could be

classed as an asset, the type which could not be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that John be

promoted to a higher role, and a proposal would be

executed as soon as possible.

Addendum

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I prepared the reference sent to you earlier today. Please re-read only the odd numbered lines.

If you re-read the odd numbered lines it would be –

John Bell, my assistant, could always be found

wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never

finishes given works on time. Often he takes extended

breaks. John is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that John could be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that John be

executed as soon as possible.

(Source unknown)

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